- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

Robin get in the batmobile!

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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