- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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