What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

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B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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