what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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