Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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What did the dog say when the tiger bit him? Nothing. Dogs don't talk.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

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It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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I had a really great joke to tell you!

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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