whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Tunechi

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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