- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Maths.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

kieran is a homosexual

Whats cold and frozen? ice

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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