when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Chlamydia

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Michael Brown

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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