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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

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