A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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