Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

2 black kids walk into school

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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