- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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