- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

whats white jizz

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

hi mom

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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