- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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