- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

guess what? bannanas

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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