What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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