- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Knock knock.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally