- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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