- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

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