What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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