- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

your face

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...