so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Male leadership.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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