What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

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Take part of what?

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25

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

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Anti Joke

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