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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

it was all Tagart

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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