Q - What's the difference between a Park Bench and a Black Man ? A - The Park Bench can support a family.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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I agree

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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