What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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