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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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