Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

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What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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