Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

here's a joke... the american education society

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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