Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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