- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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