Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Maths.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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And now a word from our sponsors

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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