Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

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What is red and has no legs? Half a baby.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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FIONN'S LIFE

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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Republicans

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

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outside your comfort zone

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(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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