Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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