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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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