- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

David Cameron

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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