- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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