What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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No it doesnt..

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he was tired of the publicity his friend, the chicken was getting for crossing the road that he wanted to do it himself. Halfway across the duck was wistfully hit by a car and sadly, his story is lesser known and 99% of the people in this world really don't care about him. Thumbs up if you're that 1% that shows sympathy toward the duck.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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There was once a man who lived in a box.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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