- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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