Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Pickles

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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