- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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