Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Fat? Jesse Z

penis. nuff said.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

womens rights

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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