- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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