Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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A dog was barking at a tree

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why dont they make black forks

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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