How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A man walks into a vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

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outside your comfort zone

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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