There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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