- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

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