- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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