- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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