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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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