I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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