How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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