- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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