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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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