Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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