- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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