What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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The New York Giants

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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