- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

A very nervous looking black man walks into a bar full of white people, however, the white people are accepting of all races, so they invite him to sit next to them.

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