Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

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Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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