why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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