- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

What do you get when you cross a leopard and Chuck Norris? I don't know. Probably something like a furry yellow Chuck Norris with black spots and sharp teeth.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Roses are red, violets are blue No they're not, violets are violet

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