- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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