- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Theres an app for the iPhone.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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