A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Matthew Baker

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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