Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

Pickles

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Michael Brown

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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