- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why so serious ?

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

mikey is cute

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