This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Obama lin Baden.

Obama = ebola

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

woman's rights

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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