- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

a black man walks out of popeyes

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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