- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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