- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

What is white and long? A New York winter

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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