- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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guess what? bannanas

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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