- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

What's the new green? Green

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

i hate non minorities!

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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