- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

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