Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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