- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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