- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

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