- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

[Insert anti-joke here]

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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