- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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