- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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