- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

why did the blue berry cross the road

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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