- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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