- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

Doctor: I'm sorry about your disease, young man. It looks like your time is up. Man: NO! How much time to I have? Doctor: Five. Man: Five years? Five months? Five weeks? Doctor: Four... Three...

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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