- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

All of these jokes are about white people

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Brain fart

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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