- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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