- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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