- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Your mom.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

What is duke oxtoby? legend.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

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