how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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