- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What's 2+2? Fish

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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