- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walks into a man

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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