why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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