- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

what's brown and sticky? A Stick

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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