- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Communism hehe xd

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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