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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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