- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What's big and purple? Barney

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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