Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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