- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

the WNBA.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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