How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Skinny people fart less.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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dat shoe shine tho

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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