- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Chicken

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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