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Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

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Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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