What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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