How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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wenis

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What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Error 37.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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