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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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