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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

What's one plus one? two.

Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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