Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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