why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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