How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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