- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

What do you call an arab ?

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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