- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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