- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What is the difference?

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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