- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

knock knock i have diarrhea

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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