A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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