- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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