- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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