I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

knock knock who's there Steve Go away

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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