- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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