- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had escaped from his farm and didn't understand the laws of jaywalking.

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck