- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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