- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Men's rights

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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