- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

u know whats a crime? rape

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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