Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

What page are you on The gay page.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

A black man walks out of a police station

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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