- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Knock Knock Come in

why did the black guy die? cancer

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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