- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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