- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do u call a mixture of black people and asian people. Breakfast- Scrambled Eggs and Sausage

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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