- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What is 9+10? 19

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

So a horse walks into a barn.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

why did the black guy die? cancer

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