- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Why do fat people commit suicide

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

every cloud has a silver lining

Oh, go away

What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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