- Anti Joke

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

knock,knock you suck

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.