Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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