Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

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Ben Corbishley

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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