- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

whats brown and sticky a stick

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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