- Anti Joke

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Justin beiber's penis

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people