- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

David Cameron

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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