What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why did the child with one arm shave his head? He is a swimmer.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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