What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

What page are you on The gay page.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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