A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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hard cheese

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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Face...the other white meat!

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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