Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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someone called someone else a frog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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