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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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