- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Your Mom The End.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

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