- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

You should read the Terms of Service.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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