- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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