- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

why does the man appear fat he is

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What's white and gluey Glue

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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