So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Knock knock It's open, come in

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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