What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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