- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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