- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Communism hehe xd

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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