knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Everybody will die

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

who is jacked and looks like a beast? • James Cornish

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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