What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

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What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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