- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

your face

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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