- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Haha, I get it..

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

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