- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

why did the blue berry cross the road

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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