- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

hey guys im gay

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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