I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Yo Mama just died.

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Anti Joke

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