Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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