- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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