Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

this website even though its hilarious.

Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Whats brown a sticky, shit

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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