Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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Why did the chicken fall down? Because it wanted to have fun

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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a black man pays his child support

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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