- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

A baby seal walks into a club.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

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