Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

i killed my family

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

this website is a bad joke

Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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