Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

My spelling is horrible

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

Knock Knock Who's there

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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