- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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