- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

What is white and black and red all over.

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