Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

A russian gives away vodka.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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