- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Andoni was here

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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