what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Men's rights

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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