What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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Charlie Sheen

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A elderly man was driving down the freeway when he got a call from his wife. He answered the phone and his wife said "Be careful dear, I just heard on the news that someone is driving the wrong way on the freeway." The wife then heard a loud crash over the phone as the drunk driver going the wrong way slammed head first into her husbands car, killing them both intstantly.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Faithful men.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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knock knock come in

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

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What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

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What is funnier then 25 9/11

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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