Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

woman's lacrosse

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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