News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

What do black people eat? Food.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

You're a big fat monkey.

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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