- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Get on the boat.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

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