- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck!

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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