- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

Maths.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

what is the world worst joke? this one

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

white or wheat? wheat please.

Black people stink of shite!

There was a chicken. It squarked.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??