- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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