- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

Carrot fingers

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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