- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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