What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

angelo snyder is not ga

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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