- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Eric is gay Ha

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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