Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Why did the old man die? He was old.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

justin beiber sucks

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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