What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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