- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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