why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Internet Explorer

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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A blonde is locked in a super-market. She dies.

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What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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