why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

guess what what ...

are you saying pam, or pan?

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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