- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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