Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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