- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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