Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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