What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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Pain Olympics.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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