A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Obama = ebola

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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